A few jokes I randomly write....
- Why, oh why, do drive-thru ATMs have Braille on them?! No one who is using
Braille should be driving….
- Why did it take so long for hotdog makers to fit the hotdog to the length of
the bun? Did they not take basic math….
- I don’t understand the term “in the closet”; I mean, it makes you sound like
the boogie man….but could you imagine a young child terrified of the gay guy
organizing his clothes in rainbow order??
- I have recently realized that I do not count graduate students as actual
students of their respective college; they are more like volunteers. They do not
have to be there, yet they want to. Though technically they have it worse than
volunteers, for in volunteering, finances are a moot (-_-) point, but graduate
students have to pay thousands of dollars for their hard work…..
- Why is there more than one Final Destination movie?! Does the writer not
know the meaning of final??
- So all comedians make jokes about how people have too many facebook or
myspace friends and most of them aren’t even real friends, but they all want to
appear as cool. However, what about the people out there who are actually
friends will all 2,000 of their internet friends?? Now no one will ever believe
they are truly cool….
- Urban Meyer must be brothers with Oscar Meyer, both chased after careers in
sausages, one on the field, the other in the bun.
For the record, in your point about graduate students it is a moot point, not mute.
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